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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Lund University - Research You Can Grab On To

In today's Local I picked up an interesting article about some monumental research that was conducted at the prestigious Lund University. The research was conducted by Helena Jernström whom is a lecturer in experimental oncology. Helena's research led to the conclusion that "drinking coffee can have a major effect on breast size". Now, before all you men out there start paling around with Juan Valdez and grinding beans by the kilo let's note that the 'effect' is a reduction to breast size, not an increase. Studies carried out on almost 270 women showed that there was indeed a clear connection between coffee and smaller breasts. The work has been published in the British Journal of Cancer.

It's not my style to take news like this and let it roll off my chest. No, no, there is a need here to help the woman in our lives drop the joe like a bad habit. So in response I have decided to promote a full fledged (week long) campaign titled: 'A cup for your cups'

'A Cup For Your Cups' has a simple mission: to promote non-coffee beverages to the world that may (god willing) be more appealing to the fairer sex than coffee.

Today's find comes from Nantucket Nectars. The company was started by two men (Tom & Tom). It's a wonderful tale of classic juice making with a certain down home feel that only Nantucket seems to be able to provide. The companies motto is 'real is better'. How appropriate. Here is a link to their site http://www.nantucketnectars.com/home.php. Spend a few minutes checking these guys out. They've got a great business story and (I say this seriously) a great selection of products. Oh, and did I mention that under each bottle cap there is a fun fact for you to amuse your friends with? Let's raise a cup to Tom & Tom.

1 Comments:

At October 22, 2008 at 3:04 AM , Blogger kengell said...

Have her drop the cup of java and pick up a pint of Breast-boosting beer!

 

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