Captive Audience

Found this little gem on FoxNews today. This is a photo taken October 8th by a Reuters photographer on hand for a Palin campaign stop in Pennsylvania. Captions are below.

- "I won't be able to go to college now that I blew my tuition savings on the campaign dinner ticket that got me into this deal, but man, these seats are great!"

- "Lucky bastard that gets to put the shine on those heels."

- "Dude, we've been here an hour and she hasn't even taken her top off. There's bouncers everywhere, and the drinks are way over priced. How much did you pay for this gal?"

- "I wish I could sit down, with all this blood rushing from my head it's a bit hard to stay upright."

- "Mr. President, do those legs go ALL the way up?"

- "I wonder if the girls are having as much fun at the bachelorette party?"

- "Cheney is such a prude."

And finally....

- "I would be SO dead if my mom knew I was here on a school night."