Travel Tip 108

Anyone that has traveled has most likely suffered from a condition known as travel funk. This is the condition that is a result of stale airplane or hotel air coupled with an unsavory hotel shower and topped off by a slim layer of grim that evenly coats ones body as a result of wearing the same shirt for a week. Ah, the open road.....

To cure such a condition one needs to remember only one thing: department stores. These modern day meccas are one stop shops for travel weary people suffering from the funk. Simply find a department store and make your way inside. Meander aimlessly for a spell while making your way slowly to the cologne/perfume aisle. Once there begin examining the bottles in detail making sure to avoid eye contact with any of the customer service staff. When you find the scent you like simply plop a couple of shots onto your neck line and 'poof'....lovely and scented again. Ready for the day ahead.