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Email sent to Oprah:

Dear Oprah, I wanted to ask for your help in a project that myself and 30+ of my friends are working on. We are developing a leadership conference for our hometown of Fort Collins, CO (voted money magazines' best place to live) that will focus on character and leadership skills in middle school kids. The whole program is based on the idea of 'paying it forward'. It's going to be a big hit and our town is a buzz with anticipation! I wanted to personally ask for your support and see if you too might be able to 'pay it forward' for our campaign. We would be happy to have you as our guest on the program days as I'm sure the kids (and me as well) would love it.
Thanks Oprah, you're the best.
~Jeff


Somber response from Oprah (her staff):

Dear Jeff,
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Sincerely,
The Oprah.com Staff
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Next Steps:

1) Cross fingers and hope for the best.
2) Find Dr. Phil and hold him for ransom.